Received this from Christian Tau of Norway, Israel and the Jews (NIJ). In turn, we put the question to other bloggers. Are you getting any booze from the Mossad ? If not, should we go on strike ?
After learning about how Israel is bribing Swedish policemen with “hundreds of bottles” of alcohol, some of us here at NIJ are a bit upset. Here is a letter we have written to our colleagues in Sweden and Spain and Belgium.
Dear Spain-Israel-and the Jews, Sweden-Israel-and the Jews and La Belgique francophone, Israël et les Juifs
Are you guys getting any alcohol?
The reasons I am asking is that Swedish and Norwegian newspapers are writing about how the Israeli embassy in Sweden is bribing Swedish policemen with “hundreds of bottles” of booze. The source for this story is anonymous. But Swedish Aftonbladet insists that their anonymous source has thorough knowledge of the matter.
I know, it does not sound very credible. In fact, it sounds like something a desperate blogger would make up in lack of a proper story. But Aftonbladet, Aftenposten, radio channel P4 and Dagbladet are proper media channels. Anders Johansson, Karin Östman, Anbjørg Bakken, Harald Nygård Kvam and Marie Melgård are educated journalists writing proper stories on well-researched issues. These guys are professionals. They’ve got editors and checks and balances, all in order to provide their readers with quality product. So if they say their anonymous source has thorough knowledge of how Swedish cops are being bribed with beer, perhaps we should give them the benefit of doubt. I mean, NUPI researcher Helge Lurås says what’s going on in Sweden might very well be happening right here in Oslo. And NUPI’s got some shrewd minds, those guys are SMART.
Let’s face it guys, just maybe it’s true. All of these guys are being paid for their efforts and we aren’t. So maybe it’s true that the Israelis are handing out free drinks. Or is the beer only for the cops, and not for us bloggers? Either way, things like this happen. A painting [Is Israel bribing people with alcohol?] has surfaced suggesting that the Jews even turned Henrik Wergeland into an alcoholic, just so they could manipulate him into lobbying for Jews to be allowed entry into Norway. True, I painted it myself, just to make a point. But still. The fact is that the painting is there and now there is a pattern and we need to deal with it. Man, do I need a drink.
Look, I just want to know if you guys are receiving any booze. Like the newspapers tell us the Swedish cops do. Does, like, the Mossad do a milkman route and drop by every morning and leave a bottle of Gin on your doorstep or something. I don’t know. Maybe they fly the booze to your bedroom window by carrier pigeon or perhaps they call you up in the dead of night and go, “ok, meet me by the old oak behind the cemetery, I’ve got some beer for you“. I don’t know.
What I do know is that us here at NIJ are not getting any bevy. McGonagall, I and the gaggle of NIJ-street irregulars who contribute, we receive zilch. No vodka, no beer, no wine. Doodley squat, is what we receive. Nothing, mafish, zero. And if there are “hundreds of bottles” of liquor going around, and you guys are in on it, and everyone else is having a tipple and a laugh, then it stands to reason that we should have some too. The girls and the gold is coming through all right, no complaints there. But where’s the Maccabee?
So I am just saying, like, maybe if you are in on it you can speak to the Israel-lobby at the embassy in Stockholm and ask if they can spare some bottles for us Norwegians too. Ok? Tell them to stash it in the same drop-box they use when they send us bullion and babes.
Don’t worry about it either way. It’s not like it’s a big thing. I’m just saying, is all.
I’m off to the bar now, catch you guys later.
Best regards
Christian
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